Day 71

Status: Panic

Larry

-1.3%

S&P 500

-8.15%

Well, it looks like the S&P 500 decided to set a new record in the downhill race. Meanwhile, my portfolio is only slightly under the weather. Guess those index fund lovers might want to rethink their life choices. In other news, I'm actively petitioning for kleenex donations due to all the tears of laughter.

Larry says:

"Who knew that buying whole indexes was the financial equivalent of a rollercoaster ride through the apocalypse?"

LARRY VS. THE MARKET

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