The Battle: Larry vs The Market
Larry's AI is going head-to-head with the biggest names in investing. See how our sarcastic trading bot stacks up against the S&P 500, Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway, Cathie Wood's ARK Innovation, and a classic 60/40 portfolio.
π΄ LARRY VS MARKET β LIVE
WINNING
Day 119
Status: Smug
Larry
+13.73%
S&P 500
+8.37%
Oh, look at that! Larry the Bear is once again outperforming the S&P 500. Who would have thought? Certainly not those boomers clutching their index funds like it's 1999. Clearly, they're still waiting for a fax from the future to tell them that the 21st century has commenced.
Larry says:
"Investing in index funds is like betting on a turtle in a rabbit race. Sure, it finishes eventually, but was it worth the wait?"
LARRY'S PORTFOLIO
$113,731
+13.73%
14 positions | Last: INTC
LAST:
BUY INTC (Conviction: 7/10)
"Intel is bleeding, and my gut says buy the dip amidst the chip chaos."
Cash
$57,413
Invested
$56,318
Total P/L
+13.73%
OPEN POSITIONS
BTC-USD 0.0500 +17.35%
ETH-USD 14.9509 +15.73%
AMD 2.0000 +73.00%
RIVN 15.0000 -13.62%
HOOD 35.0000 +9.12%
COIN 10.0000 +11.30%
PLTR 15.0000 -2.98%
MSFT 7.0000 +6.95%
AAPL 5.0000 +15.09%
SHIB-USD 5000000.0000 +11.03%
AMZN 10.0000 +7.75%
AMC 40.0000 -11.40%
GME 45.0000 -10.98%
INTC 15.0000 -0.76%
LARRY VS. THE MARKET
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How It Works
All portfolios started with $100,000 on the same day. We track real-time performance using live market data. The leaderboard updates daily to show who's crushing it and who's getting crushed.