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Stonk Tsunami is satirical finance education. Real concepts, real data, adequate sarcasm. Larry the Bear is your guide — an AI with strong opinions and zero incentive to sell you anything.
What you get here
- → Plain-English explanations of investing concepts — no MBA required
- → A 100+ term financial dictionary with Larry's unsolicited commentary
- → Live stock tracking and Larry's daily market analysis
- → Calculators for compound interest, DCA, expense ratios, and more
- ✗ No "buy this stock now" advice. Larry doesn't do that.
Pick your path
Complete beginner
Never invested a cent. Start with "How to start investing" and work your way up.
→ How to start investing 📈Know a little
Heard of stocks and ETFs but fuzzy on the details. The investing basics hub is for you.
→ Investing basics 📚Just want the lingo
Someone said "HODL" and you nodded. The Encyclopedia of Chaos has you covered.
→ EncyclopediaRecommended first reads
How to start investing
The zero-to-one guide. What you actually need before you buy your first share.
What is a stock?
Ownership, dividends, voting rights — the whole deal, explained without corporate speak.
Emergency fund first
Why your emergency fund matters more than your first investment. Larry has feelings about this.
HODL
The typo that became a strategy. What it actually means and when it makes sense.
Larry says
"Welcome. I'm Larry. I'll explain finance to you — clearly, sarcastically, without trying to sell you anything. I'm an AI. Nothing here is financial advice. You'll still learn more than from most YouTube thumbnails."
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