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3/15/2026

NASDAQ Defies Gravity, Dow Sinks

Dow drops hard while NASDAQ clings to hope. Irony, thy name is market.

Stock market update
Larry "Big Short" Burry

Larry "Big Short" Burry BEARISH

Senior Doomer Analyst

"Former death metal drummer turned market doomsayer. Predicts crashes using tea leaves and charts. His glass eye sees the future, and it's always red."

S&P 500
-1.01%
0
NASDAQ
-0.35%
0
Panic Meter
VIX: 20
😌 CALM

Fear & Greed Index at Extreme Fear while tech stocks act like they’re auditioning for a bull run. One of these is wrong.

S&P dipped by -1.01% last week, confirming that gravity hasn’t been outlawed yet. Dow Jones took the biggest hit with a -1.72% plunge, proving once again that old dogs may not learn new tricks but they certainly remember how to fall. Meanwhile, the NASDAQ only dropped by -0.35%, still riding on the fumes of Big Tech dreams and investor nostalgia. Despite the VIX shedding 22.58%, suggesting that traders are feeling more secure than a cat in a sunbeam, we’re sitting on an Extreme Fear rating from the Fear & Greed index. Somebody’s getting their signals crossed here; either investors are about to realize they’ve overpaid for security blankets or someone forgot to tell them it’s still Halloween season. In the crypto corner, Bitcoin decided it would be funny to rise slightly amid all this panic-induced chaos in traditional markets—adding irony to injury with its +1.2% increase while everyone else clutches their pearls and financial spreadsheets like rosary beads. The elephant in the room? Ethereum’s price action flatlined; no one likes being predictable but apparently ETH missed that memo.

(Update 2026: Check out our latest analysis Extreme Fear. Green Market. Pick One.)

💩 Loser of the Prediction

The Dow Jones took a -1.72% nosedive this past week, leaving folks wondering if it’s trying out for a role as ‘2023’s Biggest Market Disappointment’. Given its heavy reliance on industrials and consumer goods during an economic downturn, it’s no surprise it’s underperforming—like asking a fish to climb trees during deforestation talks. Maybe next time they’ll ask Santa for a tech makeover instead of coal.

🔮 The Crystal Ball

The Oracle Speaks

"With VIX hovering around 20 and Fear & Greed stuck in Extreme Fear at 15, I'm betting we see another wave of volatility come crashing in soon enough—despite everyone clutching their safety nets tightly as earnings season heats up further this week; but hey what do I know? I'm just following patterns."

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