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How to Start Investing
The complete guide to buying your first asset without making catastrophically bad decisions.
Read moreIndex Funds & ETFs
Why 94% of fund managers fail to beat a simple index โ and what to buy instead.
Read moreThe DCA Strategy
How buying the same amount every month beats trying to time the market.
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Larry's Calculators
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FIRE Calculator
When will you retire? Enter your numbers and Larry will calculate the date โ then comment on your life choices.
"You'll make it just in time to be too tired to enjoy it." โ Larry
Try Calculator โ ๐งฎ InvestingCompound Interest Calculator
Watch your money grow exponentially. Or watch inflation devour it โ Larry's Inflation Slap shows the real number.
"Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. You probably ignored it." โ Larry
Try Calculator โ ๐งฎ StrategyDCA Simulator
Simulate monthly investing over years and see the full year-by-year compounding breakdown.
"Boring monthly investing beats exciting market timing. Every time." โ Larry
Try Calculator โ ๐งฎ IncomeDividend Calculator
Calculate your real dividend income after tax and find out how far you are from financial independence.
"Passive income is real. A 12% yield that gets cut next quarter is not." โ Larry
Try Calculator โ ๐งฎ FeesExpense Ratio Impact
See exactly how much that 'tiny' annual fund fee costs you over 30 years. The number will upset you.
"The difference between 0.07% and 1.5% is someone else's yacht." โ Larry
Try Calculator โLarry's Market Commentary
NASDAQ's Leap into the Abyss
VIX at 20, markets supposedly calm. Sounds like a horror story setup.
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Week of Panic: NASDAQ's Dive
WEEKLYMarkets stumbled, but the real drama was in tech.
HOOD Crashed 15%. I'm Practically Printing Money.
I barely made enough for a cup of cheap coffee, thanks to my portfolio crashing.
Extreme Fear. Markets Dive Anyway.
Fear at 13. Stocks still managed to plummet.
META Plummets. Larry Smirks.
Market red. Fear & Greed at 10. They finally agree.
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Larry vs. The Market
Day 71 ยท AI trading bot experiment