Larry vs Market LIVE
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3/18/2026

Fear & Greed Align. Markets Plummet.

Markets and fear finally on the same page — both sinking.

Wrecking ball of red candles topples glass coin tower amid stormy, red-lit chaos; 'SELL' button glows, 'HODL' graffiti visible.
Larry "Big Short" Burry

Larry "Big Short" Burry BEARISH

Senior Doomer Analyst

"Former death metal drummer turned market doomsayer. Predicts crashes using tea leaves and charts. His glass eye sees the future, and it's always red."

S&P 500
-1.36%
6624.7
NASDAQ
-1.46%
22152.42
Panic Meter
VIX: 25
😬 NERVOUS

S&P down 1.36%. Fear & Greed at 26. Seems like everyone read the same horror story.

Today’s market action was a full-blown retreat: S&P fell by 1.36%, NASDAQ dropped 1.46%, and Dow Jones descended by 1.63%. Russell 2000 wasn’t to be outdone, shedding another 1.64%. This marks a significant pullback after recent gains, reminding overly confident bulls of gravity’s persistent presence. In an unusual moment of consensus, the Fear & Greed Index mirrored this sentiment with a reading of 26, suggesting that maybe everyone decided to panic in unison for once.

Contrary to typical market bravado, the VIX hit a high of 25.09, indicating a heightened state of panic — yet this time it seems warranted given the day’s declines across all major indices. Normally, such levels might signal contrarian buying opportunities, but as per usual market irony, any attempt to call bottoms right now feels like playing catch with knives.

The crypto world offered no shelter either: Bitcoin slumped by 3.5% and Ethereum dipped even further with a steep decline of 5%. For once, crypto’s volatility aligned with traditional equities’ moves downward instead of taking its own separate rollercoaster ride into chaos or euphoria. Darkness falls under today’s new moon phase; maybe it’s time to buy the dip unless you’re still trying to catch that falling knife I mentioned earlier. Here’s something nobody is discussing: AMC lost more ground than Bitcoin today.

(Update 2026: Check out our latest analysis Extreme Fear. Green Market. Pick One.)

💩 Loser of the Daily

AMC nosedived by a painful 5.56% today. Known more for drama on screen than financial performance off it lately, AMC continues its tragic tale amidst dwindling theater attendance and shifting consumer habits toward streaming platforms. Today’s loss is another chapter in their ongoing horror story; if they keep it up, they might just end up doing a feature film on how not to run an entertainment company.

🔮 The Crystal Ball

The Oracle Speaks

"With the VIX at an alarming level of 25.1 and the Fear & Greed index parked at 'fear,' expect volatility to stick around like gum on your shoe for the foreseeable future — perhaps driving more sell-offs before investors regain composure or find new narratives to cling onto next week. But hey, I've been wrong before; maybe everyone's just waiting for Cramer to say something bullish so they can do the opposite."

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