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Coca-Cola Company (The) (KO)

Consumer Defensive

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$80.45
▲ 0.24%
Larry the Bear and Coca-Cola Company (The)
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LARRY'S TAKE

AI satire · not advice
"Coca-Cola bubbles up 0.2%. Refreshing but not groundbreaking."
VERDICT: FLAT 😐

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🚀 Why it moons (Bull)

  • Global brand — recognized in 200+ countries.
  • Diversified drinks — not just soda anymore.
  • Dividend yield — beats the pathetic savings rate.

🐻 Why it dumps (Bear)

  • Health trends — sugar's the new tobacco.
  • Competition — Pepsi's not sleeping.
  • Valuation — expensive at P/E 26.5.

Company Profile (Boring vs. Real)

" Coca-Cola makes money by selling sugar water jazzed up with some fizz, branding, and a splash of global domination. They also dabble in water, sports drinks, and other non-alcoholic liquids that might quench your thirst — or your dentist's dreams. "

The Coca-Cola Company, a beverage company, manufactures and sells various nonalcoholic beverages in the United States and internationally. The company provides Trademark Coca-Cola, sparkling soft drinks and flavors; water, sports, coffee, and tea; juice, value-added dairy, and plant-based beverages; and emerging beverages. It also offers beverage concentrates and syrups, as well as fountain syrups to fountain retailers comprising restaurants and convenience stores. The company sells its products under the Coca-Cola, Diet Coke/Coca-Cola Light, Coca-Cola Zero Sugar, caffeine free Diet Coke, Cherry Coke, Fanta, Sprite, Simply, Fanta Orange, Fanta Zero Orange, Fanta Zero Sugar, Fanta Apple, Sprite Zero Sugar, Simply Orange, Simply Apple, Simply Grapefruit, Fresca, Schweppes, Thums Up, Aquarius, Ayataka, BODYARMOR, Ciel, Costa, Crystal, Dasani, Fuze Tea, Georgia, glacéau smartwater, glacéau vitaminwater, Gold Peak, I LOHAS, Powerade, Topo Chico, Core Power, Del Valle, fairlife, innocent, Maaza, Minute Maid, Minute Maid Pulpy, Santa Clara, and dogadan brands. It operates through a network of independent bottling partners, distributors, wholesalers, and retailers, as well as through bottling and distribution operators. The Coca-Cola Company was founded in 1886 and is headquartered in Atlanta, Georgia.

Key Chaos Data

Market Cap $346.13B
Div. Yield 2.64%
Beta (Volatility) 0.356
P/E Ratio 25.30
52W Low: $65.35 52W High: $82

KO is 1.9% below 52W high

Sector Consumer Defensive

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