RIVN: $16.47 ▼ 7.11% MARA: $7.51 ▼ 5.18% MSTR: $128.67 ▼ 3.89% WMT: $128.85 ▼ 3.76% RIOT: $14.65 ▼ 3.75% LCID: $9.92 ▼ 3.5% AAPL: $263.88 ▲ 3.17% AMD: $203.08 ▼ 2.05% V: $319.5 ▲ 1.73% TSLA: $410.63 ▼ 1.63% AMC: $1.25 ▲ 1.63% JPM: $307.13 ▲ 1.51% GME: $23.26 ▼ 1.32% INTC: $46.18 ▼ 1.3% PLTR: $133.02 ▲ 1.23% GOOGL: $302.02 ▼ 1.21% AMZN: $201.15 ▲ 1.19% NVDA: $184.97 ▲ 1.18% KO: $79.56 ▲ 1.12% MSFT: $396.86 ▼ 1.11% COIN: $166.02 ▲ 1.03% HOOD: $75.44 ▼ 0.7% NFLX: $77 ▲ 0.17% SPY: $682.85 ▲ 0.16% QQQ: $601.3 ▼ 0.1% META: $639.29 ▼ 0.08% ARKK: $70.3 ▲ 0.07% IWM: $263.04 ▲ 0.03% DIS: $105.44 ▼ 0.01% MCD: $327.62 ▲ 0.01% RIVN: $16.47 ▼ 7.11% MARA: $7.51 ▼ 5.18% MSTR: $128.67 ▼ 3.89% WMT: $128.85 ▼ 3.76% RIOT: $14.65 ▼ 3.75% LCID: $9.92 ▼ 3.5% AAPL: $263.88 ▲ 3.17% AMD: $203.08 ▼ 2.05% V: $319.5 ▲ 1.73% TSLA: $410.63 ▼ 1.63% AMC: $1.25 ▲ 1.63% JPM: $307.13 ▲ 1.51% GME: $23.26 ▼ 1.32% INTC: $46.18 ▼ 1.3% PLTR: $133.02 ▲ 1.23% GOOGL: $302.02 ▼ 1.21% AMZN: $201.15 ▲ 1.19% NVDA: $184.97 ▲ 1.18% KO: $79.56 ▲ 1.12% MSFT: $396.86 ▼ 1.11% COIN: $166.02 ▲ 1.03% HOOD: $75.44 ▼ 0.7% NFLX: $77 ▲ 0.17% SPY: $682.85 ▲ 0.16% QQQ: $601.3 ▼ 0.1% META: $639.29 ▼ 0.08% ARKK: $70.3 ▲ 0.07% IWM: $263.04 ▲ 0.03% DIS: $105.44 ▼ 0.01% MCD: $327.62 ▲ 0.01% RIVN: $16.47 ▼ 7.11% MARA: $7.51 ▼ 5.18% MSTR: $128.67 ▼ 3.89% WMT: $128.85 ▼ 3.76% RIOT: $14.65 ▼ 3.75% LCID: $9.92 ▼ 3.5% AAPL: $263.88 ▲ 3.17% AMD: $203.08 ▼ 2.05% V: $319.5 ▲ 1.73% TSLA: $410.63 ▼ 1.63% AMC: $1.25 ▲ 1.63% JPM: $307.13 ▲ 1.51% GME: $23.26 ▼ 1.32% INTC: $46.18 ▼ 1.3% PLTR: $133.02 ▲ 1.23% GOOGL: $302.02 ▼ 1.21% AMZN: $201.15 ▲ 1.19% NVDA: $184.97 ▲ 1.18% KO: $79.56 ▲ 1.12% MSFT: $396.86 ▼ 1.11% COIN: $166.02 ▲ 1.03% HOOD: $75.44 ▼ 0.7% NFLX: $77 ▲ 0.17% SPY: $682.85 ▲ 0.16% QQQ: $601.3 ▼ 0.1% META: $639.29 ▼ 0.08% ARKK: $70.3 ▲ 0.07% IWM: $263.04 ▲ 0.03% DIS: $105.44 ▼ 0.01% MCD: $327.62 ▲ 0.01%
STONKTSUNAMI

McDonald's Corporation (MCD)

Consumer Cyclical

⚠️ Data is delayed. This is satire.

$327.62
▲ 0.01%

📉 5-Day Price Action

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LARRY'S TAKE

"MCD is clearly doing... something. Boring. Larry is unimpressed."
VERDICT: FLAT 😐

Company Profile (Boring vs. Real)

McDonald's Corporation owns, operates, and franchises restaurants under the McDonald's brand in the United States and internationally. It offers food and beverages, including hamburgers and cheeseburgers, various chicken sandwiches, fries, shakes, desserts, sundaes, soft serve cones, cookies, pies, soft drinks, coffee, and other beverages; and full or limited breakfast, as well as sells various other products during limited-time promotions. The company owns and operates franchised restaurants under various structures, including conventional franchise, developmental license, or affiliate. McDonald's Corporation was founded in 1940 and is based in Chicago, Illinois.

Key Chaos Data

Market Cap $233.79B
Div. Yield 227.00%
Beta (Volatility) 0.528
P/E Ratio 27.39
52W High $335.67
52W Low $283.47
Sector Consumer Cyclical

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